Sunday, December 2, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Ratatouille
Just finished watching Ratatouille...It's an awesome movie, the graphics are insane and the storytelling is so well done, as are all Pixar movies.
But one thing I couldn't stop thinking, while Remi the rat was in the kitchen and whipping up delicious treats - I heard that rats are basically incontinent which means they are constantly going to the bathroom.
So while Remi did make sure to always wash his hands and had good manners, etc - I just kept picturing him pissing all over the place.
Anywho, great movie.
But one thing I couldn't stop thinking, while Remi the rat was in the kitchen and whipping up delicious treats - I heard that rats are basically incontinent which means they are constantly going to the bathroom.
So while Remi did make sure to always wash his hands and had good manners, etc - I just kept picturing him pissing all over the place.
Anywho, great movie.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Forgot to post this yesterday
Also, I'm deciding if I should just order the "Bad Scale" posters myself. Spyhunter gave me a link to a poster place that is reasonable. The size would be 12x18 and I'd probably sell them for about $8.00 per.
Let me know if I should go ahead and do it, and I'll set up a pre-order.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Podcast 53 Links...
Teen Wolf Exposure
The Count's True Passions
Brohemian Rhapsody
Internet Is For Porn
Busey In Drag
Best Seagal Straight To DVD
Greatest Dance Ever
Here's what Andy and Glen look like.

Here's the amazing artist rendition. They are now gay spanish people.

Monday, November 26, 2007
TTWB: Star Wars
It's no secret that TTWB's favorite movies are from the Star Wars trilogy...or sixilogy? Whatever. He knew that if he managed to get himself in any of the Star Wars movies, it could lead to getting some serious tail.
So the first thing he did was zap himself onto the set and take the place of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

Lucas didn't think he had the right look. Solo was supposed to be this "Dashing, cool-under-pressure" kind of guy. TTWB turned him into some sort of "Asshole rookie cop with low self esteem who ends up getting shot because he keeps harassing minorities"...kind of guy.
So Lucas decided to cut TTWB as solo and tried to use his natural "hateability" in a role more suited to his style.

But that didn't work either when test audiences said The Emperor was way too ugly. Desperate to get rid of TTWB, Lucas decided to play a prank on him and cast him as Queen Amidala. The rest of the cast and crew all had a huge laugh. They staged a photoshoot for this fake movie poster, then kicked him off the set.
So the first thing he did was zap himself onto the set and take the place of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

Lucas didn't think he had the right look. Solo was supposed to be this "Dashing, cool-under-pressure" kind of guy. TTWB turned him into some sort of "Asshole rookie cop with low self esteem who ends up getting shot because he keeps harassing minorities"...kind of guy.
So Lucas decided to cut TTWB as solo and tried to use his natural "hateability" in a role more suited to his style.

But that didn't work either when test audiences said The Emperor was way too ugly. Desperate to get rid of TTWB, Lucas decided to play a prank on him and cast him as Queen Amidala. The rest of the cast and crew all had a huge laugh. They staged a photoshoot for this fake movie poster, then kicked him off the set.

Friday, November 23, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Where we got our funny from...
Home for Thanksgiving, Andy, me and our Dad we're hanging out in the living room watching football.
Mom walks in and asks if anybody wants this old portable CD player that's been laying around.
Andy asks if it has a cassette deck. (It does)
Dad asks if it plays rap.
Laughter ensues.
Mom walks in and asks if anybody wants this old portable CD player that's been laying around.
Andy asks if it has a cassette deck. (It does)
Dad asks if it plays rap.
Laughter ensues.
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