TTWB - The Beginning.

Early one morning while oiling up his fresh chest tattoo, TTWB had a sense for some danger. Not the usual, "rob a bank" or "watch The View" type of danger, but something much more adventurous. It was right then and there he decided to travel back to the year 2005 and start up a show following the lives of crab fishermen, called "The Deadliest Catch"

TTWB loved it. The thrill of working 24 hour shifts on the roughest of seas, battling storms and injuries and fighting with the mean ol captain. All the danger, making good money, risking his life day in and day out all so some rich douchebag can eat crab legs and be like "Meh, this is okay"
TTWB found out the hard way that he was actually allergic to all shellfish when his eyes swelled up to the size of pineapples. Blind as a bat, he fell overboard and woke up on a glacier with a gang of penguins.

Shortly after TTWB decided to time travel back to his parents' basement since the penguins were "Cramping his style". That and his legs froze off after 15 minutes.