Monday, November 26, 2007

TTWB: Star Wars

It's no secret that TTWB's favorite movies are from the Star Wars trilogy...or sixilogy? Whatever. He knew that if he managed to get himself in any of the Star Wars movies, it could lead to getting some serious tail.

So the first thing he did was zap himself onto the set and take the place of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.



Lucas didn't think he had the right look. Solo was supposed to be this "Dashing, cool-under-pressure" kind of guy. TTWB turned him into some sort of "Asshole rookie cop with low self esteem who ends up getting shot because he keeps harassing minorities"...kind of guy.

So Lucas decided to cut TTWB as solo and tried to use his natural "hateability" in a role more suited to his style.



But that didn't work either when test audiences said The Emperor was way too ugly. Desperate to get rid of TTWB, Lucas decided to play a prank on him and cast him as Queen Amidala. The rest of the cast and crew all had a huge laugh. They staged a photoshoot for this fake movie poster, then kicked him off the set.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LAWL!

cueball939 said...

That guy can travel through time... and space! Pretty impressive.

lemony said...

LAWL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I find it frightening and strangely appropriate that the TTWB's head looks most realistic on Natilie Portman's body...

Unknown said...

I don't know about you guys but I'm starting to like TTWB. Always going cool places and doing cool things. His the dad I've always wanted. Not like my current dad that provides me with advice and love.

Duder said...

Seems like TTWB got his comeupins!!