That's right, a "Big Johnson" T-Shirt
If you can't read what is on this caveman's shirt, I'll help you out:
Big Johnson Trucks: When Your Johnson is "Like A Rock" - You'll Always Be Haulin' Ass!
Now I know some of you are probably thinking that this particular brand of trucks is made to be very tough, and has the power to go very fast...but this is not exactly true.
You see, "Big Johnson" was recently discovered to hold secret messages within it's labyrinth of brilliantly descriptive slogans.
What Big Johnson is actually saying is that if you walk around is a big boner sticking out of your pants, large breasted women will want to have casual sex with you.
BUT there's another layer to this masterpiece! The true message of Big Johnson is that if you are wearing one of these shirts, you are a loser.
