Friday, February 29, 2008

Montage Lyrics...

Due to popular demand, here are the lyrics to the montage song in Episode 13

I’m smarter than Kermit and Jesus combined.
I once killed a shark with just using my mind.
People think I’m crazy but all I say is this.
My peanut butter elevator drinks my piss.

Let’s rock. I can talk with peacocks.
The best Transformer is Grimlock.
Let me take a dump on your socks.

I love doing coke off a hooker’s ass.
Invented lawnmowers and the forward pass.
I breathe underwater and I shit gold bricks.
I like the crocodiles with the silicone tits.

Let’s rock, have sex with livestock.
And I refuse to wash my jock.
Something something Mookie Blaylock

Said I refuse to wash my jock.
Something something Mookie Blaylock