Ratatouille

Just finished watching Ratatouille...It's an awesome movie, the graphics are insane and the storytelling is so well done, as are all Pixar movies.

But one thing I couldn't stop thinking, while Remi the rat was in the kitchen and whipping up delicious treats - I heard that rats are basically incontinent which means they are constantly going to the bathroom.

So while Remi did make sure to always wash his hands and had good manners, etc - I just kept picturing him pissing all over the place.

Anywho, great movie.

Forgot to post this yesterday

Also, I'm deciding if I should just order the "Bad Scale" posters myself. Spyhunter gave me a link to a poster place that is reasonable. The size would be 12x18 and I'd probably sell them for about $8.00 per.

Let me know if I should go ahead and do it, and I'll set up a pre-order.

Podcast 53 Links...

Teen Wolf Exposure
The Count's True Passions
Brohemian Rhapsody
Internet Is For Porn
Busey In Drag
Best Seagal Straight To DVD
Greatest Dance Ever

Here's what Andy and Glen look like.

Here's the amazing artist rendition. They are now gay spanish people.

TTWB: Star Wars

It's no secret that TTWB's favorite movies are from the Star Wars trilogy...or sixilogy? Whatever. He knew that if he managed to get himself in any of the Star Wars movies, it could lead to getting some serious tail.

So the first thing he did was zap himself onto the set and take the place of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.



Lucas didn't think he had the right look. Solo was supposed to be this "Dashing, cool-under-pressure" kind of guy. TTWB turned him into some sort of "Asshole rookie cop with low self esteem who ends up getting shot because he keeps harassing minorities"...kind of guy.

So Lucas decided to cut TTWB as solo and tried to use his natural "hateability" in a role more suited to his style.



But that didn't work either when test audiences said The Emperor was way too ugly. Desperate to get rid of TTWB, Lucas decided to play a prank on him and cast him as Queen Amidala. The rest of the cast and crew all had a huge laugh. They staged a photoshoot for this fake movie poster, then kicked him off the set.

Due to popular demand, we've made "The Bad Scale" poster from Clock Suckers episode 9.
It's not available just yet. Cafepress is checking it for legal reasons...I'll let you know if it passes.

Where we got our funny from...

Home for Thanksgiving, Andy, me and our Dad we're hanging out in the living room watching football.

Mom walks in and asks if anybody wants this old portable CD player that's been laying around.

Andy asks if it has a cassette deck. (It does)

Dad asks if it plays rap.

Laughter ensues.

What I'm working on today...

Well first, Clock Suckers Episode 10 will now be released on November 30th (Friday). Here's a quick screenshot for you.

And I'm also making a solid effort to get all new College University, Clock Suckers, KFK AND Podcast related merchandise on the Cafepress store. They've got some new products so the shirts and stuff will look pretty cool. Here's the first one I made last night. Comes in a bunch of different colors.

I'll be making a Clock Suckers poster today, and possibly another new shirt.

Any and all suggestions for new merchandise are welcome...

Podcast 52 Links...

One full year of Podcastin'!!! Weeeee!!! Haaarrrrrfffff!!!!

I told you landing was impossible in Top Gun!
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
Cheesy Transformers Name Generator
The Ultimate Showdown
Billy Geiger's Creepy Pictures
Daily Show Writers Strike

TTWB: The Nascar Thrill!

TTWB just got finished watching "The Fast and The Furious" marathon...including a sneak preview of "The Fast and The Furious 4: Mini Cooper, Mega Extreme". Well after all that gasoline fueled mayhem TTWB wanted in on the action, but he also wanted fame, money and chicks...so he decided to hit the NASCAR scene instead.

Unfortunately TTWB time traveled his way directly in the middle of a race, and he instantly caused a 22 car pile up.


The near death experience turned him off from being a driver, so he thought it might be easier to just relax and drink some brews with those crazy NASCAR fans...But that turned out to be a worse idea.

After throwing up and picking back hair out of his beer, he realized he didn't want to hang out with the fans either...
So finally he decided to ditch NASCAR, and head over to Forumla One. He zapped himself right into the winner's circle and made out with Ashley Judd for 20 minutes.

She kicked him in the balls after she picked some back hair out of her mouth.

Podcast 51 Links and Photos

During Podcast 51, Andy's secret life was revealed. His BLOG can be seen here. Be sure to read the "About Me" section where he talks about his "Fake Tattoo"...It's real. I have the pictures to prove it.


Now here's some video links

Saw Parody
Ace Combat 6 Trailer
Freddy Cruger and The Phantom Menace
Street Fighter On Stage

Uno Attack

We talked about this commercial a long time ago on the Podcast. It's for Uno Attack. Listen to the last line. "You might get no cards. You might get eights" Sounds an awful lot like "Might get AIDS"
You'd think one of the Uno bigwigs would have picked that up.

Naive or retarded?

I've been watching this AT&T commercial for the past couple of months, and I think they took the classic "Dumb Husband" role just a little too far. He comes off more as "Slightly Retarded Husband"

TTWB - The Beginning.

Early one morning while oiling up his fresh chest tattoo, TTWB had a sense for some danger. Not the usual, "rob a bank" or "watch The View" type of danger, but something much more adventurous. It was right then and there he decided to travel back to the year 2005 and start up a show following the lives of crab fishermen, called "The Deadliest Catch"

TTWB loved it. The thrill of working 24 hour shifts on the roughest of seas, battling storms and injuries and fighting with the mean ol captain. All the danger, making good money, risking his life day in and day out all so some rich douchebag can eat crab legs and be like "Meh, this is okay"
TTWB found out the hard way that he was actually allergic to all shellfish when his eyes swelled up to the size of pineapples. Blind as a bat, he fell overboard and woke up on a glacier with a gang of penguins.

Shortly after TTWB decided to time travel back to his parents' basement since the penguins were "Cramping his style". That and his legs froze off after 15 minutes.

Introducing: The Time Traveling Wanna-Be

Take a look at a new weekly feature on the CU Blog.
He's the Time Traveling Wanna-Be (TTWB). He is NOT affiliated with Clock Suckers. The real story behind him is that I stumbled on this stupid picture back in 2001, and I photoshopped him in all sorts of stupid situations. I lost the originals and just recently decided to search for him again...and here we are.

His first adventure will come on Monday.

A little photography...

I'm not all about animating idiots and a-holes...I used to take a ton of photos. A couple weeks ago, me and Hollie took a trip up to Rhode Island. Here's a couple of pics from the beach. You can see some others HERE
Most of the stuff I like to photograph is close-up shots of anything, trying to find a pattern or some shit like that. At least that's what I would tell my college professors.

Caption This Picture...

I'll start it off:

"Vader quickly learned that The Force and baby powder don't mix"

Rocco Eatin' Veggie Chips

Here's a little video of Andy's crazy cat Rocco eatin up some Veggie Chips

Podcast 50 Links...

Unintentional ly Funny Comic Book Panels
Dude
Owen The Transformer
Steven Seagal's Best One Liner
Saved By The Bell was good why?
I'm so excited!!
Ferrell's Goulet
Slow Jerk
Space Potatoes
Cubicle Boss

More Dutch West on SuperDeluxe.com

Another great short from Dutch West
Norm's Lazer Rifles...watch at the end, I designed the shit out of that logo.

New Podcast and links tomorrow...

And the Cronies are...

Thanks for all the responses...a ton of names to choose from.
At first I really liked the all rhyming clan - Tad, Chad and Brad - But while the names hold a level of douchey-ness, but in the end, not douchey enough...so in the end, here are the two names:
Preston and Whitley!

Super douchey, and perfect! Thanks for the help out! You will all recieve zero credit!!! Weeee!!!!!

No really, thanks to Peter and JP for "Preston" and Lunchbox787 for "Whitley"

Name That Crony...

Tad and his cronies show up in CU Episode 12. I need names for them. Any suggestions? I was thinking along the lines of Chad, Chet, Ty or something like that.

So give me some names and we'll pick the best ones.

Myself in 25 years...

Mike Parker

This past week I traveled into the future to buy this domain and start up my real estate business. I'm just glad I'm finally able to grow a beard.