Podcast 52 Links...

One full year of Podcastin'!!! Weeeee!!! Haaarrrrrfffff!!!!

I told you landing was impossible in Top Gun!
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
Cheesy Transformers Name Generator
The Ultimate Showdown
Billy Geiger's Creepy Pictures
Daily Show Writers Strike

TTWB: The Nascar Thrill!

TTWB just got finished watching "The Fast and The Furious" marathon...including a sneak preview of "The Fast and The Furious 4: Mini Cooper, Mega Extreme". Well after all that gasoline fueled mayhem TTWB wanted in on the action, but he also wanted fame, money and chicks...so he decided to hit the NASCAR scene instead.

Unfortunately TTWB time traveled his way directly in the middle of a race, and he instantly caused a 22 car pile up.


The near death experience turned him off from being a driver, so he thought it might be easier to just relax and drink some brews with those crazy NASCAR fans...But that turned out to be a worse idea.

After throwing up and picking back hair out of his beer, he realized he didn't want to hang out with the fans either...
So finally he decided to ditch NASCAR, and head over to Forumla One. He zapped himself right into the winner's circle and made out with Ashley Judd for 20 minutes.

She kicked him in the balls after she picked some back hair out of her mouth.

Podcast 51 Links and Photos

During Podcast 51, Andy's secret life was revealed. His BLOG can be seen here. Be sure to read the "About Me" section where he talks about his "Fake Tattoo"...It's real. I have the pictures to prove it.


Now here's some video links

Saw Parody
Ace Combat 6 Trailer
Freddy Cruger and The Phantom Menace
Street Fighter On Stage

Uno Attack

We talked about this commercial a long time ago on the Podcast. It's for Uno Attack. Listen to the last line. "You might get no cards. You might get eights" Sounds an awful lot like "Might get AIDS"
You'd think one of the Uno bigwigs would have picked that up.

Naive or retarded?

I've been watching this AT&T commercial for the past couple of months, and I think they took the classic "Dumb Husband" role just a little too far. He comes off more as "Slightly Retarded Husband"

TTWB - The Beginning.

Early one morning while oiling up his fresh chest tattoo, TTWB had a sense for some danger. Not the usual, "rob a bank" or "watch The View" type of danger, but something much more adventurous. It was right then and there he decided to travel back to the year 2005 and start up a show following the lives of crab fishermen, called "The Deadliest Catch"

TTWB loved it. The thrill of working 24 hour shifts on the roughest of seas, battling storms and injuries and fighting with the mean ol captain. All the danger, making good money, risking his life day in and day out all so some rich douchebag can eat crab legs and be like "Meh, this is okay"
TTWB found out the hard way that he was actually allergic to all shellfish when his eyes swelled up to the size of pineapples. Blind as a bat, he fell overboard and woke up on a glacier with a gang of penguins.

Shortly after TTWB decided to time travel back to his parents' basement since the penguins were "Cramping his style". That and his legs froze off after 15 minutes.

Introducing: The Time Traveling Wanna-Be

Take a look at a new weekly feature on the CU Blog.
He's the Time Traveling Wanna-Be (TTWB). He is NOT affiliated with Clock Suckers. The real story behind him is that I stumbled on this stupid picture back in 2001, and I photoshopped him in all sorts of stupid situations. I lost the originals and just recently decided to search for him again...and here we are.

His first adventure will come on Monday.