Life long CU'er Scott ("Scottie" in College University, and countless Clock Suckers characters) and his wife Silah (Also countless Clock Suckers characters) had their first baby and newest CU member last night, Jake Ryan Patterson
Hey, that kind of looks like the baby I stole a few weeks ago. Parents didn't want to pay the ransom so I kept it. I named him Alligator "Rockhard Abs" Jr.
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Give them my congratulations on the new baby boy! But I don't think we're ready to bring him into CU just yet...
On the contrary, he's face down passed out on the couch, Jake's a perfict CU fit. Congrats S&S!!!
Hey, that kind of looks like the baby I stole a few weeks ago. Parents didn't want to pay the ransom so I kept it. I named him Alligator "Rockhard Abs" Jr.
BREAST MILK! FUCK YEAH!
....yeeeeee...
Anyway, my congrats to them both!
Thank you all. He is also referred to as Porkins because he likes to eat so much and has already wizzed all over me.
He really does look stoned
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