That's right, a "Big Johnson" T-Shirt
If you can't read what is on this caveman's shirt, I'll help you out:
Big Johnson Trucks: When Your Johnson is "Like A Rock" - You'll Always Be Haulin' Ass!
Now I know some of you are probably thinking that this particular brand of trucks is made to be very tough, and has the power to go very fast...but this is not exactly true.
You see, "Big Johnson" was recently discovered to hold secret messages within it's labyrinth of brilliantly descriptive slogans.
What Big Johnson is actually saying is that if you walk around is a big boner sticking out of your pants, large breasted women will want to have casual sex with you.
BUT there's another layer to this masterpiece! The true message of Big Johnson is that if you are wearing one of these shirts, you are a loser.
13 comments:
amazing... i never knew shirts could slogans could actually have any meaning to them!
What did you guys do to keep from laughing right in his face for wearing that?
I cant believe you guys were standing right next to me at the bar and didnt say hi. Yeee Haww. I had a shirt like that and I'm not a loser, right... RIGHT??!....
HA!
The key word is "had" a shirt like that.
If you were still proudly wearing it...then there might be some concern.
By the way, Andrew ain't looking pretty happy...I guess its from all that stinky redneck energy the guy keeps pouring out of his priceless shirt!
I feel like mike should have a microphone like on one of the safari shows. This way he, and his newly acquired english accent, could get really dangerously close to wild beasts.
Do you know people actually tried to order beer at the bar?...at a beer festival with 1000 beers around for free?....the bartender laughed a little and said nope.
Were you one of them Andrew? hehe lolz
Clearly this man is just freshy-thawed after being encased in ice for at least the past decade.
Classy threads.
It looks like an edited picture, with the way Andy looking like he's Been inserted in the picture, it doesn't look Natural.
I do Know it is A real picture though, but that's what it looks like to me.
I would Serve the people asking to pay for beer, Would've charged them double though.
wow! so many layers!
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