Due to popular demand, here are the lyrics to the montage song in Episode 13
I’m smarter than Kermit and Jesus combined.
I once killed a shark with just using my mind.
People think I’m crazy but all I say is this.
My peanut butter elevator drinks my piss.
Let’s rock. I can talk with peacocks.
The best Transformer is Grimlock.
Let me take a dump on your socks.
I love doing coke off a hooker’s ass.
Invented lawnmowers and the forward pass.
I breathe underwater and I shit gold bricks.
I like the crocodiles with the silicone tits.
Let’s rock, have sex with livestock.
And I refuse to wash my jock.
Something something Mookie Blaylock
Said I refuse to wash my jock.
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Awesome episode, best part had to be the dad at the end.
Thank you so much for the lyrics. I could never figure out something something mookie blaylock, whoda thunk.
I would say that song was the best part, but whatever part I'm watching is usually the 'best' part at that time.
MONEY SHOT
HIYARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Genius, Complete Genius.
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
That is also an awesome song.
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