I have the opening ceremonies on in the background while working...It's all pretty cool looking, impressive scale, etc - But I can't help thinking how it's a perfect set up for a Die Hard-esque plot.
All these world leaders in one stadium, in the middle of China. Suddenly during the ceremonies, the stadium is locked down and the Chinese government is holding everyone hostage!
Their plan is to kill them all, and take over the world, sucking it dry of all it's natural resources and then blasting off to their secret Chinese Moon Base.
What they didn't account for was John McClane. Somehow back in the doghouse after saving America in Die Hard with a Vengence, John finds himself lowly noodle salesmen in rural China.
Never being able to let go of his cop roots, he senses something is a fowl and sneaks into the stadium before the hostage crisis takes place.
Now he has to save all the world leaders and take down the Chinese government with the help of his spur-of-the-moment sidekick Yao Ming.
Will he rescue the world leaders?
Will he blow up China's Moon Base?
Will he save his noodle saleman business thing?
Die Hard: Gold METAL
Next Summer.
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Mother of god. That was amazing. Thank you. What channel are the Olympics on anyway? Im checkin NBC and not seeing anything.
Yeah it's on NBC...Did you try NBC?
NBC.
That looks cool. Hope McClane doesn't throw out his back or anything.
Not sure if you ever seen this video, but it is a video of Steven (sp?) A. Smith being heckled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB5lOIl-2U
that link is from the 2006 nba draft, they also have one for the 07 and 08 draft. Just go the the user's (panic43) page to see the rest of the videos. In the 06 video he keeps his composure but the 07 it seems they get to him.
Yeah somebody sent that into a podcast a while ago I think...
I love me some Steven A Smith
NBC got it.
Sarcastic bastard.
haha
awesome
Yao Ming the really really really tall short round.
Yao Ming! YOU GOT NOTHIN! USA IS DEMOLISHING YOU!! WOOO!
*shoots off pistol rounds and waves USA's flag*
Now that I think about it, McClane and Glaze's overzealousy are the only reasons I would the Olympics.
And besides, these competitions are pointless because everyone knows America is the best at everything.
god i hate ''over'' patriotic ppl..
Hey China! Guess what???
WE GOT MORE MEDALS THAN YOU COMMY PINKOS! WOO! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Lemony! We dont take kindly to your America hatin types!!
Whaaahh!? I'm not hating anyone except people who take that kind of stuff ''over the top'' serious, i know it's not bad to be a patriot but there's limits dude.
ummm <.< USA!
Im just messin around Lemony. No worries man. I was simply in my Olympic over-the-top crazy character.
I do appreciate the USA though. WOO!
There's no such thing as over the top for Americans!
Amen, Andrew! I just bought an American flag painted boat with 16 diesel engines with a built in confederate flag torpedo tube. YEEHAW!
Hell yes! I'm painting my hummer so it looks like the american flag and am putting all the apple pies and baseball equipment I can find in there so we can play ball after we've gone hunting for every endangered animal there is!
Yeh that's the American spirit i love and treasure!
God bless America!
And of course The imaginary invisible man in the skies, bless soon to become America 2 a.k.a the Middle East and other places... awww.!
"that sounds like a great idea lololol xD xxxxxxDDDxD lolol buttsecks. that movie be better if more full frontal shots of jonh mcclain, cause id love it...lololol xdxdxdxdxxd"
that is my impersonation of lemonman
Uhh yeah I bet you've realized I haven't done that for a while now...
Because I do find it quite silly so I've stopped it for the time being.
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