I like to think of myself as in decent physical condition. And yet yesterday I managed to throw my back out while taking a tray of Turkey Meatballs out of the oven.
Is there a lamer way to hurt yourself?
I guess it's better than "I dislocated my elbow playing World of Warcraft"
FYI - The Turkey Meatballs...delicious.
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Yeah, those Turkey Meatballs are a handfull. The humanity. I wonder how much crap your getting from Andy about this.
EH! those are some nasty meat balls ehh? yoouu betta be carefula mike!
It's all in how you tell it: "No, no! There were like, 30 Meatballs on the tray. Seriously, I could have been killed."
This matter is not funny guys. About 3 years ago I lost my dad to a hoilday turkey, worse thanksgiving yet. He was only 128 years old, or 15 years. I not sure how old he was I'm not really good with numbers.
That sounds worse than the time I dislocated my knee playing Dance Dance!
i broke ma finger while tryin' to pop my collar.
I've learned a valuable lesson jesus!
I guess this just proves the old adage, handle too many balls and you're liable to get bent.
Yes, there is a lamer way to hurt yourself. My friend (not me) managed to pull a muscle while trying to answer his (not my) cell phone, which had been dropped under a chair.
The worst part was, that it was just the phone company asking if he was happy with his (again, not my) service...
There are worse ways:
http://www2.sportsnet.ca/blogs/hockey_hearsay/2007/04/12/cracker_crumbles_sopels_back/
I lift cartons of beer and other assorted heavy boxes for a living. How the hell did you manage throw your back out lifting meatballs? Im in no way physically fit but what the hell man?!
I can kind of relate to the whole "wtf, something this small obscure shouldn't have affected me so much" sort of thing . When i fell in a hole and gashed my eyebrow open on rebarb I had no scar... yet when my sister scared the cat while i was holding him I obtained a sizable one stretching across my chest. Good news is I can tell the ladies i was a cage fighter against bears for a couple years when i had to make ends meet, heres the modest scar i obtained from the encounters.
LLLLLLLLAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!
lemony laughin at mike for doing such a stupid kind of thing!
welp ill see un teh hospital mike XD
Update...I'm fine now and no longer lame.
As for the meatballs. I ate them and crapped them.
bwlfgudsfghG~~! where th fuck is cup?! me goin crazy laaawlll!
lawlz0rz!!1!
...I like men.
please die..
Anytime your story involves you injuring your back, and balls in the same sentence you start walking a very fine hetero-line.
Anyway, since your brothers runs a gym, you'd think you would have gotten fit through osmosis.
Ironic....a turkey friend of mine pulled his back lifting a tray of human balls out of the oven....on the SAME DAY!! Go figure.
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