Well first they gather up the 2 best athletes they can find to pose in Halloween costume uniforms. I like how they kept the authenticity of the game as most players on the Dolphins wear wrist watches while playing. On a side note, they also used the only black guy in London. Carl.
After posing for pictures, the next obvious step is to construct an enormous statue of Jason Taylor. Again, authenticity is their highest order, so they gave him serious lower back problems and constipation.
But the one thing London REALLY got wrong and it pisses me off!!! THAT'S NOT JASON TAYLOR'S FACEMASK!!!
Other than that...Spot on London! Spot on!
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Not to be too much of a critic but:
"Black Caribbeans form more than ten per cent of the population of the London boroughs of Lewisham, Lambeth, Brent and Hackney. Over ten per cent of Southwark, Newham, Lambeth and Hackney are Black African."
2001 London Census
Not to be too much of a critic but:
Relax. I'm joking.
The Giants don't stand a chance going against that 20 foot tall Jason Taylor!...unless they pop a hole in him maybe
And on a related note 90% of the crime in London occurs in the boroughs of Lewisham, Lambeth, Brent and Hackney. But on the plus side their high school basketball teams kick ass!!!
Miami, really, were they looking for the worst team to try to bring the sport to a new country or is it just that Miami has nothing better to do... like practice?
Could they have chosen more random dudes for that photo??? Drogba from Chelsea (football/soccer team) and Martin Johnson who is a retired rugby player who was in the team who won the world cup in 2003, hes a legend!
Drogba is a girlyman, diving around the pitch like hes a ballet dancer, he wouldn't last 5 seconds playing rugby or American football.
ill be watching the game at the glorious wembely stadium!!!
From,
Chrome Ding Dong.
Ah so those guys are actual athletes and hold some sort of meaning as to why they are in the photos! It's horrible, but it makes it a little better...
I'm pretty sure that dude in the Miami jersey (Martin?) didn't even bother to put on shoes.
Finchy! goin to the game...I heard that place is obnoxiously huge for a stadium
GO G-MEN!!!
I hope so G-men, im checking ticket prices and how to get down to London.
I want to see what the NFL experience is like. looks similar to rugby. and all rugby is is legalized violence. yay.
Ye mike, i don't know why martin forgot his shoes.
Whats also odd is they are at Chelsea stadium for that picture (Drogbas soccer team) would have made more sence for a picture at wembely.
The effort that went into this is amazingly stupid.
Well this game stunk but I still loves me my american football. USA! USA! USA!
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