TTWB: Star Wars

It's no secret that TTWB's favorite movies are from the Star Wars trilogy...or sixilogy? Whatever. He knew that if he managed to get himself in any of the Star Wars movies, it could lead to getting some serious tail.

So the first thing he did was zap himself onto the set and take the place of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.



Lucas didn't think he had the right look. Solo was supposed to be this "Dashing, cool-under-pressure" kind of guy. TTWB turned him into some sort of "Asshole rookie cop with low self esteem who ends up getting shot because he keeps harassing minorities"...kind of guy.

So Lucas decided to cut TTWB as solo and tried to use his natural "hateability" in a role more suited to his style.



But that didn't work either when test audiences said The Emperor was way too ugly. Desperate to get rid of TTWB, Lucas decided to play a prank on him and cast him as Queen Amidala. The rest of the cast and crew all had a huge laugh. They staged a photoshoot for this fake movie poster, then kicked him off the set.

Due to popular demand, we've made "The Bad Scale" poster from Clock Suckers episode 9.
It's not available just yet. Cafepress is checking it for legal reasons...I'll let you know if it passes.

Where we got our funny from...

Home for Thanksgiving, Andy, me and our Dad we're hanging out in the living room watching football.

Mom walks in and asks if anybody wants this old portable CD player that's been laying around.

Andy asks if it has a cassette deck. (It does)

Dad asks if it plays rap.

Laughter ensues.

What I'm working on today...

Well first, Clock Suckers Episode 10 will now be released on November 30th (Friday). Here's a quick screenshot for you.

And I'm also making a solid effort to get all new College University, Clock Suckers, KFK AND Podcast related merchandise on the Cafepress store. They've got some new products so the shirts and stuff will look pretty cool. Here's the first one I made last night. Comes in a bunch of different colors.

I'll be making a Clock Suckers poster today, and possibly another new shirt.

Any and all suggestions for new merchandise are welcome...

Podcast 52 Links...

One full year of Podcastin'!!! Weeeee!!! Haaarrrrrfffff!!!!

I told you landing was impossible in Top Gun!
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
Cheesy Transformers Name Generator
The Ultimate Showdown
Billy Geiger's Creepy Pictures
Daily Show Writers Strike

TTWB: The Nascar Thrill!

TTWB just got finished watching "The Fast and The Furious" marathon...including a sneak preview of "The Fast and The Furious 4: Mini Cooper, Mega Extreme". Well after all that gasoline fueled mayhem TTWB wanted in on the action, but he also wanted fame, money and chicks...so he decided to hit the NASCAR scene instead.

Unfortunately TTWB time traveled his way directly in the middle of a race, and he instantly caused a 22 car pile up.


The near death experience turned him off from being a driver, so he thought it might be easier to just relax and drink some brews with those crazy NASCAR fans...But that turned out to be a worse idea.

After throwing up and picking back hair out of his beer, he realized he didn't want to hang out with the fans either...
So finally he decided to ditch NASCAR, and head over to Forumla One. He zapped himself right into the winner's circle and made out with Ashley Judd for 20 minutes.

She kicked him in the balls after she picked some back hair out of her mouth.

Podcast 51 Links and Photos

During Podcast 51, Andy's secret life was revealed. His BLOG can be seen here. Be sure to read the "About Me" section where he talks about his "Fake Tattoo"...It's real. I have the pictures to prove it.


Now here's some video links

Saw Parody
Ace Combat 6 Trailer
Freddy Cruger and The Phantom Menace
Street Fighter On Stage