Podcast 51 Links and Photos

During Podcast 51, Andy's secret life was revealed. His BLOG can be seen here. Be sure to read the "About Me" section where he talks about his "Fake Tattoo"...It's real. I have the pictures to prove it.


Now here's some video links

Saw Parody
Ace Combat 6 Trailer
Freddy Cruger and The Phantom Menace
Street Fighter On Stage

Uno Attack

We talked about this commercial a long time ago on the Podcast. It's for Uno Attack. Listen to the last line. "You might get no cards. You might get eights" Sounds an awful lot like "Might get AIDS"
You'd think one of the Uno bigwigs would have picked that up.

Naive or retarded?

I've been watching this AT&T commercial for the past couple of months, and I think they took the classic "Dumb Husband" role just a little too far. He comes off more as "Slightly Retarded Husband"

TTWB - The Beginning.

Early one morning while oiling up his fresh chest tattoo, TTWB had a sense for some danger. Not the usual, "rob a bank" or "watch The View" type of danger, but something much more adventurous. It was right then and there he decided to travel back to the year 2005 and start up a show following the lives of crab fishermen, called "The Deadliest Catch"

TTWB loved it. The thrill of working 24 hour shifts on the roughest of seas, battling storms and injuries and fighting with the mean ol captain. All the danger, making good money, risking his life day in and day out all so some rich douchebag can eat crab legs and be like "Meh, this is okay"
TTWB found out the hard way that he was actually allergic to all shellfish when his eyes swelled up to the size of pineapples. Blind as a bat, he fell overboard and woke up on a glacier with a gang of penguins.

Shortly after TTWB decided to time travel back to his parents' basement since the penguins were "Cramping his style". That and his legs froze off after 15 minutes.

Introducing: The Time Traveling Wanna-Be

Take a look at a new weekly feature on the CU Blog.
He's the Time Traveling Wanna-Be (TTWB). He is NOT affiliated with Clock Suckers. The real story behind him is that I stumbled on this stupid picture back in 2001, and I photoshopped him in all sorts of stupid situations. I lost the originals and just recently decided to search for him again...and here we are.

His first adventure will come on Monday.

A little photography...

I'm not all about animating idiots and a-holes...I used to take a ton of photos. A couple weeks ago, me and Hollie took a trip up to Rhode Island. Here's a couple of pics from the beach. You can see some others HERE
Most of the stuff I like to photograph is close-up shots of anything, trying to find a pattern or some shit like that. At least that's what I would tell my college professors.

Caption This Picture...

I'll start it off:

"Vader quickly learned that The Force and baby powder don't mix"