NEW BLOG

Okay, so I'm about 95% done with the new blog over at tumblr. I wanted to get the look as close as possible to this one, and I think it's good for now. I'll probably make changes later on.

I was doing some posts on there little by little...I forget who found it while I was building it, but they managed to leave the first comments. Those were lost though. Sorry about that whoever that was.

NEW BLOG

This blog will still be up, I'll just stop making posts to it. There's a link on the new blog that leads to this old one.

If anybody knows about CSS code, I need some help getting the header to be a link. Seems like basic html, but something isn't right

CU Tribute Purse

This lovely item was painstakingly put together by die-hard CU Studio fan Dee Potter!
She says it's a huge hit in Annapolis Valley, Nova Scotia (I've heard CU is like the Beatles there). This purse is so mesmerizing it almost drove her friend Johnny to drive a fork into his face.

If only my European Carry-All was as pretty...I mean handsome. It's not a purse!

Best Cross Promotion!

You know what would really spice up my bland old breakfast cereal? Taco Seasoning!!!

Just pour it in the bowl and it almost dissolves into the cold milk!

Worst Handicapped Parking Spot

This is in my complex's parking lot. Notice the ample space given on the right hand side for a possible handicapped passenger. As for the left hand side and a possible handicapped driver? Well you're shit out of luck.

Condomned

Our latest CH sketch....enjoy!

DIGG it if you really treasure our friendship.

Edible Castle!

For Edible Castle's special 10th episode - I was asked to contribute (along with a bunch of other animators) a small Olympic style event.

Edible Castle 10

Other animators include:
Chase from Tomorrow's Nobody
The Swain
Egoraptor
Dim from Super Flash Bros
Lazy Muffin
and Tom Fulp himself

Enjoy

Oh, and our new CollegeHumor skit should be posted tomorrow

Olympics? Or Die Hard 5!!!

I have the opening ceremonies on in the background while working...It's all pretty cool looking, impressive scale, etc - But I can't help thinking how it's a perfect set up for a Die Hard-esque plot.

All these world leaders in one stadium, in the middle of China. Suddenly during the ceremonies, the stadium is locked down and the Chinese government is holding everyone hostage!

Their plan is to kill them all, and take over the world, sucking it dry of all it's natural resources and then blasting off to their secret Chinese Moon Base.

What they didn't account for was John McClane. Somehow back in the doghouse after saving America in Die Hard with a Vengence, John finds himself lowly noodle salesmen in rural China.

Never being able to let go of his cop roots, he senses something is a fowl and sneaks into the stadium before the hostage crisis takes place.

Now he has to save all the world leaders and take down the Chinese government with the help of his spur-of-the-moment sidekick Yao Ming.

Will he rescue the world leaders?
Will he blow up China's Moon Base?
Will he save his noodle saleman business thing?

Die Hard: Gold METAL

Next Summer.

Creepy Carwash

Got my car washed the other week. I'm not sure if this is a nationwide chain...but here in Fairfield County we have the creepiest chain of carwash places. The mascot is a series of insane looking mannequins. One guy is in a raincoat (He's usually out by the road) and when you are done, you are greeted by this nice policeman who proceeds to haunt your nightmares for eternity.
Come back soon!

Player Haters

The exclusive web pilot is here! Watch, visit the JustForLaughs.com page, vote and definitely leave your comments!

Mr. Pride

Pride with Bleach from Dutch West on Vimeo.

The last in the series from Dutch West. This one never made it on to SuperDeluxe, which is a shame because it's one of my favorites.

Chase Suddarth from Tomorrow's Nobody helped with the animation, and provided the lovely bacteria scene.

Bowser's Minions

Written by College Humor
Animated by Mike Parker
Lip Syncing by Dave Patriquin

Enjoy

Eventually moving the ol blog

Over the next month or so, I'll be slowly building up a new blog using Tumblr (tumblr.com) - This site will still exist, but won't be updated, so if you want to visit old posts or whatever you can dig through the archives.

Tumblr's set up is pretty sweet and I can update stuff a lot easier or more often.

Just a heads up. Now back to work.

I love this picture

This is exactly how I looked the last time I ate a strawberry that was a big as my shell.

Screen Shot

Due on Thursday...not sure when it'll actually be up on the site after that.

PS - Background is just a placeholder, in case you were wondering.

The Process

The sad thing about this video is that it's about 100% realistic when having to design something for a big company

Spam subject title of the day

"Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday"

Well, it worked...I opened the email.

Dave and I have determined that the people generating these spam email subjects are just like South Park's take on Family Guy's writers. A bunch of manatees in a tank, putting words together.

Thus spawning the term "Spamatees"

Spread the word. I want it in Webster's Dictionary by sundown. Not today's sundown...but a sundown on a day sometime in the near or distant future.

The CU family expands

Life long CU'er Scott ("Scottie" in College University, and countless Clock Suckers characters) and his wife Silah (Also countless Clock Suckers characters) had their first baby and newest CU member last night, Jake Ryan Patterson



Congrats!

CSI: Scooby Doo

Wasn't expecting this to be posted today...but here ya go. Enjoy.

Written and animated by us.

DIGG it!

Gotham City Pizza

I really want to see the new Batman movie, and like any big movie, it's going to have some promotional stuff. So Dominos introduced the Gotham City Pizza!! What is a Gotham City Pizza exactly?? Is the pizza in the shape of a bat? Mushroom Joker Faces? Harvey Dent filled crust???? Nope.

No, to truly capture the feeling of Gotham City, Dominos pulled out all the stops AND......doubled the pepperoni.

Lamest promotion ever.

I Have To Go In A Minute

Animated this short skit for Dan Levy and his "I Have To Go In A Minute Show" on CollegeHumor.com

Notice that lip syncing? Notice those subtle movements of the background characters? Pure Dave The Intern