Montage Lyrics...

Due to popular demand, here are the lyrics to the montage song in Episode 13

I’m smarter than Kermit and Jesus combined.
I once killed a shark with just using my mind.
People think I’m crazy but all I say is this.
My peanut butter elevator drinks my piss.

Let’s rock. I can talk with peacocks.
The best Transformer is Grimlock.
Let me take a dump on your socks.

I love doing coke off a hooker’s ass.
Invented lawnmowers and the forward pass.
I breathe underwater and I shit gold bricks.
I like the crocodiles with the silicone tits.

Let’s rock, have sex with livestock.
And I refuse to wash my jock.
Something something Mookie Blaylock

Said I refuse to wash my jock.
Something something Mookie Blaylock

The Series Finale...

This week...

I know I've been lacking in my posts this week. GET OFF MY BACK!!!

Just been swamped with finishing Clock Suckers. Almost done, it's due out tomorrow and it's too bad it's the last episode, because I really feel like it might be the funniest one.

Is anybody here good at html or javascript code and shit like that? I'm in the very slow process of moving this blog over to another site (tumblr) - it's much easier to post stuff, plus some other cool features. Well, if anybody knows that stuff and wants to help me lay out the new blog design leave a comment or send me an email.

Screenshot

Will Sasso as Elvis is great. It's coming out Thursday 28th.

Podcast 61 Links

Clap Yo Hands!
Salmon Fight
Animator v Animation
Dino-Mike's New Song
Dane Cook is gay

For tomorrow

-If we can manage it, we'll do a podcast
-Meeting up with Facebook Dave!!! The latest CU Intern!!!
-Then finish off the day by directing Will Sasso for his lines in CS 13
-Also had a phone meeting with Nickelodeon today, very cool stuff going on, more on that later.

Saw Juno last week. Great movie, great soundtrack - I suggest checking out both of them.

Finally, I think Kitchen Nightmares (one of my secret favorite shows) is filming in my town. Luckily I've never eaten at the restaurant he's fixing up.

What I'm up to today

-Currently writing dialog for CU12
-Animating CS13
-Pilot artwork
-Freelance animation

Found this photograph online the other day...I thought it was pretty cool and decided to post it. It's a dragonfly after a rainstorm.

Origins of Billy

Found this old picture (I think it's an easter egg on the Season 2 DVD) But it's a bulletin board I did for our floor when I was in college. It's all about Halloween Safety and it later became the Halloween Safety video we did a couple years ago.

Will Sasso...

Sent Will Sasso the script for CS13, here's what he wrote back:

"Mike, You are fucked in the head. This is hilarious!"

Makes me feel good.

Blah blah blah

Meeting the other day went real well, tons of shit to work on and get ready...so it's exciting times. Also met up with Sam from CollegeHumor.com - talked about the new project after this last Clock Suckers which is also very cool.

Other than that, tons of things to chip away at today.

Anybody see Cloverfield and wonder what all the hype was about? I wanted to see that movie so bad, and came out disappointed. I mean it definitely had it's cool parts, and parts that made you feel like you we're watching some disaster clip on YouTube - but overall I left wanting more from it. The monster was cool, those parasite things were cool - but I wish they showed them more.
Basically, I found myself saying this to myself throughout the movie. "Why the fuck is he still filming this? Drop the camera, shit your pants and run" - But I guess that wouldn't make for much of a movie.

Thoughts?

Conan/Stewart/Colbert Fight

I loved this fight between my three favorite late night idiots. Now they have a behind the scenes of the fight as well. Enjoy

Behind The Scenes of the Fight!

What I'm up to today...

Got a meeting in New York today to discuss the pilot we're producing, then possibly meet with CollegeHumor afterwards

When I get back start working on CS13

Pilot Logo

Here's part of the logo for the new pilot we we're hired to produce. Not sure if it's the final version or not. I can't fully reveal what it's about just yet - but I will when I can.

What I'm working on today

-Doing some character art for Clock Suckers 13

-Record some audio for CS 13 as well.
-After that I've got to do some more character art for the new pilot project we're working on.
-Write up some series concepts for Nickelodeon
-I'll probably work some iced coffee in there somewhere.

GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN

Podcast 60 Links

Please watch both videos and discuss which one is more annoying and why...


Smartest Idiots Webcast
Creepy Peter Pan Pixie
New Jersey Freakshows
Rival Schools Intro!!
Transformers Accident
Chrome Chicken Wing's Convention
Stick Figures On Crack
99 Words For Boobs
Worst Celebrity Endorsements

Jeff believes this haircut is a national epidemic...and we couldn't agree more

Help out Andy...oh yeah, and GO GIANTS!!!

Best of Stamford
Help out Andy and fill in "CrossFit Stamford" for Best Health Club. It's the last day to vote!


Congratulations to the New York Giants for winning Super Bowl 42 and taking down the "unbeatable" New England Patriots!!! I hate to be a sore winner, but that's what you get for patenting "19-0"

Christmas in the Parker house

I give you these without any sort of explanation at all